Beware of the Girl

Your worst enemy is a girl who’s got the cramps. She will do anything to minimize the irritation, even your breathing. Gets mad for nothing and forces you to do what she wants. That’s how powerful she is.

The ache won’t leave her body unless she said so. She cries too much in movies. Her heart becomes fragile. A little way over how it is supposed to make her emotional.

Her flexibility may be useful but beware of the girl who changes her sitting too often. She won’t tolerate your jokes. Her eyes would stare you straight in the eye yet her blood boils as she plans your destruction.

What should you do, you ask? Nothing. Just do NOTHING.



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